FOOTBALL PUNS

Today, we are going to play upon words with football terms, that gives us FOOTBALL PUNS.😏

To get the jokes, you have to be familiar with football terms else they wouldn't sound as cool.

Let's get started.

• What tea do footballers like to take?  Penal-tea

• What lights up a football stadium?  A football match😄

• Why do footballers get As in Maths?  Cause they use their heads

• I am heading to the top

• You Petr cech yourself 😂

• What ship has never arrived the ports of Liverpool?? The premiership

Now that's funny 😂

• Why are swimmers good at football? Cause they dive a lot

• What do Chelsea and the Navy have in common? They spent 50 million on a sub

• What do referees send during the holidays?  Yellow cards

• What is the difference between Manchester United and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

• The best place to shop for football jerseys is New Jersey (USA)

• Grasshoppers aren't really into football cause they like Cricket 🏏

• What is similarity between Messi and a Magician? They both do hat tricks

•  Fan: When will Man City stop buying refs?

   Analyst: In the next ten years

   Fan: But I would be dead by then

   Fan 2: When will Man Utd stop buying refs ?

   Analyst: I would be dead by then.

   

Hope you had a good time reading these puns😅😅😅

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